And now, in the latest of our series, "A Day In the Life", we present A Day In The Life of the Invisible Man.
Every morning, I go to work by subway. Very soon however, I get bored and decide to start annoying other passengers. I usually select the most respectable looking person I can find and blow gently into his left ear.
...Then, into his right ear.
...Then perhaps down the back of his neck.
It's about this time that the man thinks I am a draft.
But not for long... For I soon stick two fingers up his nose.
Higher and higher! Removing them just before he sneezes.
Then I start to manipulate some other limbs.
Now I leave him alone... For about 10 seconds.
And when he is at his most vulnerable..., I kick him in the groin.
And steal his seat.
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